Hi, brother here writing to you. I wanted to let you know that I am working hard on a new skill for humans which is called, “Potty training,” it means that you train the potty to catch your pee and poops. You seemed extra interested in my potty chair, and my body this morning. Now, I appreciate your interest and camaraderie, but, I do not need you to give my leg and bum kisses. I know that it’s your way of showing me loves, but I don’t need the kisses when I’m doing the business.
Did you know that I have watched you do your business for the last two and a half years?! That’s a long time for a human. I know that dogs go potty outside, for the most part, unless they’re having a problem. I also know that humans go potty inside on a toilet. I’ve been reading a lot of books about all of this lately and I’m working hard on concentrating when I need to go or when my timer helps me remember to check. It’s pretty exciting for everyone. Thanks for keeping me company and being my buddy, just remember let’s give kisses when I’m not on the potty. Okay dokey? Now Kimmy, you say, “Arti-chokey!” Love you doggy friend.
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